Strapping Young Weirdos Chords by Porches

Strapping Young Weirdos Chords by Porches

[Intro]
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                F       Dm
Well, I see the townies holding hands,
          F         Dm           Bb            C 
While the strapping young weirdo stands in the street,
          Bb                  F       Dm   F  Dm 
His heart breaking with every breeze,
                  F       Dm 
And she liked the way her breasts fell asleep,
       F               Dm        Bb          C 
In the soft dress that her momma made on the beach,
      Bb        F  Dm   F Dm 
She admired his tan,    oh,
                  F 
And even when the rain spit,
      Dm                        F 
Those lovers just stripped on a tree branch,
     Dm                       Bb 
Just getting their fix on the leaves, man,
                       F    Dm   
Well, I hope she never leaves him,
F   Dm    F Dm      Bb  
Oh, oh,
F                        Dm 
And I was pressed on the bedroom floor,
     F             Dm        Bb            C 
To a warm face, my lips upon yours in your dreams, girl,
Bb                  F    Dm    F  Dm 
May you be in mine, too,
Bb                F           Dm  Bb 
And I thought she gave me the universe,
     F        Dm      Bb 
In a flaming, pumpkin herse,
                                                    F   Dm   
and on the strip honey, well, we look good cruising slow,
Bb  F 
Oh, oh,

Dm C F 
Dm   F
Dm Bb C F