Cont Chords by Tim Minchin

Cont Chords by Tim Minchin

[Verse 1]
             A      C#m
I don't like Jews
               Bm
Neither should you
        E
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
            A                C#m
I don't like black people
Bm
It's just not acceptable
      E
There should be some kind of law, that is that

[Verse 2]
              C#m               F#m
And I get the s***s with Inuits
Bm                                       Bm   C#m   D   E
They get on my tits, the little bastards
    F#m        E      D
And women             just make me so mad
                  E
Does that make me bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?

[Verse 3]
                C#m                              F#m
And the f***in' Italians I just cannot stand them
Bm
They really inspire my rancour
E
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
    A
And lesbians and the bicurious
                C#m
Make me furious
Bm                                E
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!

[Verse 4]
            C#m         F#m
And fuckin' Christians
Bm                                              Bm   C#m   D   E
I just want to punch them in their faces
            F#m                                 C#m
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube
            Bm                                          E   Fdim7
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers

[Verse 5]
           F#m           C#m            Bm
And I hate gays who talk camply
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry

[Bridge]
           F#m
I hate the rich
           Fdim7
I hate the poor
       A
I hate bitches
       B7
I hate whores

[Outro]
        Bm
I hate Africans
        C#m
I hate Japanese
           D
I hate the disabled
        C#m
I hate Burmese
              Bm              C#m           D
Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed
                        E               A
I will judge you for no reason
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[At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
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